What is a birthday?
Cake, candles, congratulations!
Guests drunk at the end,
All with lipstick on the face!
Oh, what a pity, today I'm
I can not be with you,
But congratulate smskoy,
Be beautiful and lovely!
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I wish you a birthday
Do not just stupid stupid catch-
More happiness, pleasure,
Povarch of sunny love.
Undivided. .. Divided -
Anything happens in destiny.
You be insane and in love,
You will earn a love for yourself!
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What to wish a man on his birthday?
More meetings useful business,
And life - sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know the diseases of the genitals. ..
To have more love in life was,
It is desirable - several times a day!
That all women love you
And warmed the soul and the bed!
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I wish to plant trees
Alley, company of sons
To bring up. House of the village
Set up for his wife.
And after the righteous work of
There will be a rest from the labors:
No need to build companies anymore,
Plant children, raise houses. ..
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I wish you on your birthday,
. To surround the joyful faces,
. So there was fun andpeace,
Husband was king, lover - Prince!
And the money, well, quite a bit -
To the jeep and the apartment in the center,
To just become more breasts,
Love sips, well, happiness - a centner!
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Happy birthday, dear!
Congratulations from the heart!
Let the diamonds give you,
Take them hurry!
Let more money be,
And love - a million!
Let you not be judged by people,
You are the champion in life!
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Congratulations on the birthday
And I wish in life that
All problems and excitement
Were like a microbe!
And more in the life of laughter,
To the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And love to know in full!
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Let it be less critical days,
And more - cloudless, passionate!
Let the money be in your bag,
And the links are less dangerous!
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - without problematic zalet,
And so Abramovich asked for hands,
And life's joyful rise!
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What is more important for you:
To be richer or smarter?
In your DR I want to swing
Became a smart oligarch!
To money flowed,
And the brain worked.
Well, who will I be?
First deputy at you!
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To eat and drink,
To want and could,
To everywhere and everywhere
It was with whom and was where.
That in a wine cup
I had a sip for me too!
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Let the house become a palace from a fairy tale,
Sable coat,
And your kitchen - throne room,
In the corner - caviar with balyk!
With a knock let the queen enter,
And the servant lays a bow to you,
Drinks was to the shaft,
The whisker whiskers would have sweet honey!
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The year rushed as usual, the
Birthday Party came up.
I hasten to congratulate you personally,
Let everything be fine. Let the smile shine
your gentle lips.
Never leaves
Unearthly beauty!
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I wish the girls you red,
To chase the veins of blood,
Win, vodka and sherbet different,
What an empty stomach is love!
Let the fun of fairy tale splash,
And let each joke understand,
I will not build my eyes here,
You're lucky in life waiting!
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I wish morality and destruction,
You get the summons to the court,
Fire, all sorts of nepruhi. ..
Successfully in your life to AVOID!
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You can even argue over trifles,
You call everything "horseradish", "stub",
We congratulate you, buddy,
Happy birthday!
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Liked, can not wait,
Come to the new address,
Entrance second, apartment twenty,
Once knock, three ring!
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Let's throw the jokes aside,
It's time for great things!
For the birthday of the fifty-fifty
Bottle scatter!
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No, dear, whatever one may say,
No matter how much noise, after hearing congratulations,
But every year after thirty
We are all sadder on the day of our birth! Let's have beer and fishing!
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Garage, hunting and football!
Scrap metal at home dump
And with her immortal rock and roll!
Let it be with angelic patience
Your wife will be carried.
Well, at least on the birthday,
Will suffer a little bit. ..
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I want to be beautiful, like Van Dam,
It's as bad as a western cowboy.
But to have great success with the ladies,
You just need to be yourself!
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I wish to live without knowing grief!
Jolly be and do not grieve!
I wish the house to have by the sea,
But, basically, in the penthouse live.
I wish a huge limousine,
And in it champagne with caviar. ..
Such gift indiscreet
Will present someone else!
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You are the most calm, reliable and sensitive,
And I with impatience consider minutes
Until the meeting, when we are apart from you,
My most beloved, my most dear!
I wish you a happy birthday
Health, success, luck and luck,
Easy roads, happy returns,
My most coveted, my most beautiful!
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Download the file of your love,
I'll put it on the computer,
And you then erase it,
So that I do not get to someone.
I'm running the LOVE
program Scared a little bit.
It seems to me that
got there. Some kind of virus is complicated.
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I was walking, smoking, running dog,
And he said - did you buy the cake?
Today is the birthday of my brother!
How? A joke at once has vindicated?
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I bought a gift for you,
I flew on the wings - and I broke it,
I'm sitting downstairs at the entrance,
To come up - there are not my forces here!
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Birthday! Really!
Has it been a year since last year?
After all, with more fun
I did not leave!
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Birthday, this holiday,
You invited us all to yourself,
Sending guys greetings,
They did not forget about you.
You taught us the spirit not to fall
And forward all to spite go,
Your motto: "Always honor and truth!"
Did not let us turn off the road.
We congratulate you on the soul!
And we want to say that more,
We wish you health on this day!
Thank you for everything!
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To you on a holiday quickly rode,
And on the way hedgehog escaped,
Needle he poured his own,
And I let the wheels go!
Now I'm the one to freeze myself,
And I'm going to sms-ke "SOS",
Send a trailer, if possible,
With a stock of new wheels!
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Health, happiness, money, sidekick,
We wish you! So that - the soul is full!
And remember: you can not argue with this,
What wish the sidekick.
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So be healthy!
Live richly,
So it will allow
you your salary!
And if the salary of
does not allow you to live -
Well, do not live,
Nobody will!