Here's a baby
Baby-neck.
We need to dress it up.
So that the child does not freeze.
So that the head does not freeze,
Chepchik we will pull deftly.(give a bonnet)
To something else that did not happen,
And the underwear would not get wet,
Well, what are you laughing at, with who does not happen?
Pampers to us, in general - it does not hurt( give a diaper)
And if the bad mood comes
Than calm the child in a moment?
Nipple in the mouth, so as not to cry
I knew that life and more was silent( give a pacifier).
***
We'll fasten the eyes to the birthday girl,
We'll intrigue you at 100!
What a gift with the delivery of
So she waits a long time ago?
Coveted, new, delicious,
And what is it is still a secret.
Only to her, the beauty of the captivating
We will hand over what is not yet available.
Accept the same comical greetings,
And be happy on your birthday,
How long have we been tormented in search of
Gift - just an obsession.
Well, open your eyes quickly!
And here's a surprise!
He's yours! Hooray!
***
We give you a gift
He is certainly from the heart,
He is handsome, useful, bright,
Use it hurry.
Remember your friends, of course,
More often invite guests.
Be a diligent hostess,
Delicious treat husband.
To make your eyes shine with happiness,
Sponges chubby with love,
And blush only with passion
Your cheeks burned on your cheeks!
( As a gift accompanied by this poem, any kitchen utensils, utensils, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, a tablecloth, etc.) can be used.
***
We thought there was a guess,
The whole evening was discussed:
WhatDo you need a person
Overstepped - a milestone? ?
Is happiness in trinkets -
In vases with crystal, cushions?
In the little dacha near the river,
Or on the finger of a ringlet?
No, of course! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
In the store we zarulili,
And bought a gift!
Miracle apron - purse,
You try on his boyfriend! !!
Apron itself is good,
Six pockets you will find!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pockets!
It always has a rjumashka!
And zanachka to drive,
When Nec pour! !!
For "LOVE" pocket second!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the souls do not extinguish the stove!
Here's Seryozhka candle!
And a note for flowers,
So that I was ready for sex! !!
Third our pocket "PARENTS"
You call them day and night!
And in order to always be on the phone -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "CHILDREN OUR"
And for them keep a pocket!
Children need that guys?
Well, of course money!
The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Travel to yourself buy!
Not one, but three at once! !!
And the sixth pocket "YOUR"
The most affectionate, native.
From it that you will take,
To spend with love.
We did not skimp for you
We did not hide the ruble either.
From us a gift accept
Remember us with a kind word.
Happy Birthday, we congratulate
And we want to live richly!
***
Birthday our beautiful,
Birthday dear,
We came to you with a gift,
With a bag full, big.
What is there? You'll guess!
You've been dreaming about it for a long time,
And enjoy today!
You became the possessor of. ..
( At this point you get the desired gift for the delivery of the man's birthday)
With him now do not part,
Sleep it with you,
Show off your gift,
And love your friends!
***
Hello, dear friend!
Happy birthday to you!
We will congratulate you on an unusual,
And gifts personally.
1.) Here is a gift for the soul,
Do not be surprised,
Sponges are gentle,
Kisses will be full!(Lipstick)
2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it is paper.
He always helps,
Never fails!(Roll of toilet paper)
3.) If a hole appeared,
Something, somewhere leak,
That surely come in handy
Our gift for the girl.(Threads and needles, you can in the kit)
4.) If everything is bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair,
Our shampoo is always with you!(Shampoo)
5.) To keep the legs from hurting,
Do not freeze, do not sweat,
Give you slippers,
Will they fit your leg?(Slippers)
6.) You are a big sweet tooth,
It's for sure we know!
We give you sweets,
From your big soul!(Candy)
7.) To have a light in the house,
Our gift will come in handy,
This is a light bulb for you,
Our red girl!(Bulb)
8.) You do not go crazy,
Here, take the comb.
Screw in the mane,
Muzhichonok seduce.
9.) Finally give a pen,
To paint a payday!
***
Birthday came
And the question before us stood up,
What's a gift for us to buy?
We decided to give our hat!(cowboy hat)
Ah, what a touch of emotion,
To the peasants for a longing.
But, sort of like, out of season
Hat of the summer style
Well I will not give it to
And I'll give it to the bandana!(bandana)
Here in a bandana to you it is beautiful,
Only somehow so it is playful.
No, let's take the order:
We'll give you another hat.
Communication with the sport will be strong,
If we give a cap!(cap)
And why do you now cap
And it sits tightly,
Yes, and the color is not in the subject at all,
No, I'll throw this one.
To be ridiculous then be
You need to give the cap to
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester( hood)
He's not a troll today
And of course King
Headgear for the throne
This is the royal crown!(crown).
***
For the birthday we give the pelvis, it will always be just.
You can wash floors in it, you can even milk cows,
You can pick berries, after drinking binge,
You can wash in bath with him, he and you will come in handy,
You can wash laundry in it, you can wash it out,
You can sow init's a flour and hang it on a bitch
You can ride with a roller coaster, it's always useful for you,
And how it will be( .50.60. ..) we will come to you again,
Prepare for us okroshku, but find more spoon,
We put okroshku in the basin,and celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not fog,
In the yard is not aboutput and clean it up,
Congratulations on the anniversary, we all want to drink,
Who's in the pile, who is what, and we'll drink from it.
***
Congratulating men holding brooms, like bouquets, and gifts: loofah, cap, massage mitt, footbrush, gang, thermometer.
First: Who walks amicably in a row?
Second: This is the bathhouse guys squad!
Third: We'll all get warm, warm up.
Approach, people, bolder!
Fourth: Very dirty people here. ..
Fifth: Record for five years ahead!
Sixth: But today, the exception is
And such a message. ..
Together: In our room there is more than a pair of
In honor of( name) - the jubilee!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Tris is harder, we do not mind,
If only not a fool -
You'll be red like cancer!(give a loofah)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, uh, emits, brothers, spirit!
The second: We give a cap on the curls,
And when the curls will not be,
The cap bald head is covered -
You will be a bath hero!(give a bath hat)
Together: Eh, uh, oh, oh, and the parrot is not bad at all!
Third: So that the fat is removed from the sides -
We give an urgent massage,
Oh, sorry, massager,
To always be your body ter!(give a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, oh, oh, you're ripping a fat soon!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice,
Englishmen, simple guys,
Do not scare the heels!(give a penny)
Together: Oh, uh, oh, oh, you do not want to get soar!
Fifth: We will present this gang to,
If it's hot,
Beer from it was slurping,
This day would be remembered!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, uh, we would have a broom like a fluff!
Sixth: If you suddenly went over
And the park was more than worthwhile,
Our thermometer will show,
Maybe even scales!
Together: Uh, oh, oh, oh, broom the last wave!
First: You,( name), our friendship,
Pour more glass!
We have, than to pay -
We can give a broom!(handing their brooms).
***
Hello, well done man!
We came to the name day!
Yes, with the hands are not empty,
And the gifts are ridiculous!
1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And run to the bathtub,
To shave your beard,
No foam, again!
All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you!(As a gift, shaving foam)
2.) That's shaved, combed
And looked at the shirt,
These are the times! Well, where is the tie?
Well, where did I go?
All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you!(As a gift a beautiful tie)
3.) Dressed up for work,
It's time to breakfast,
Coffee to drink, where's the cup?
Ugh, you, in the sink, dirty. ..
All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a gift for you!(As a gift mug)
4.) You run to work,
You're late, you're shaking. ..
Earlier the sun got up,
Creek, do not forget!
All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you!(As a gift alarm clock)
5.) You came to work -
Documents - a bunch!
Handles no, as for evil,
Well sad case!
All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you!(As a gift ballpoint pen)
6.) At work, you're tired,
I got to the car,
Oh, how snow snapped
Frontal glass!
All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you!(As a gift brush for snow cleaning)
7.) And that at home his wife waited,
From the desire to die,
We give you something. ..
Though you yourself: O-GO-GO!
All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a present for you!(As a gift to Viagra)
8.) To the premium count,
Yes brains not to strain,
Calculator is given to you,
I really need an account for money!
All in chorus: - And we, and we, have a gift for you!(As a gift calculator)
At last wish,
To make all dreams come true,
And gifts came in handy,
And to the occasion happened!
All in chorus: - After all, we, after all, we have, all the gifts - just class!
***
"To get this great product, the best minds of the company have taken the most wonderful components -" transparency ", so that the life of the jubilee was like the height and depth of the spring sky. Let the clouds never come upon him. We took the "fortress", because it is necessary in overcoming life's difficulties. Added "degrees" so that they always were at the mark of +100 and higher, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the jubilee."Easy digestibility," so that all the good, kind, bright would come to his house. And "light dizziness" of happiness, love and fun. "
Rules for using vodka:
It should be consumed then:
a) when the soul asks;B) when the soul sings;C) when the soul sings;D) after bath or shower;E) if necessary;E) in special cases.
Recommendations for the use of vodka:
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in a vertical position;
2. Hide from children under 16 and from their wives;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Use undiluted, with a good snack;
5. With excessive libations - poisonous. .
***
Though you are today birthday,
The laurel wreath does not shine you.
Take the best from us bay leaf( give the bay leaf)
Do not feel angry with us -
A nail on the farm will come in handy( give a nail)
Wanted to give a flashlight,
But we found only a ball( give a ball)
When you go for a walk,
To keep your pants from falling asleep,
This pin of steel( give a pin)
In this cup, pour
And slowly drink( give a glass)
After a glass to have a snack -
It's very important.
Here you have the sleeves
Napkin paper( give a napkin)
And for the sweet we have
There is a candy for you( give candy)
You got the flowers, roses.
They do not fade in the frost( they give a card with roses).
***
Giving birthday gift GIFT - Big box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Host:( Name of the hero of the day), try, guess, and then open it. This is 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, well, here's a clue.
1. This is the symbol of the beginning and end of the day!
2. This is a health indicator!
3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!
4. This is an astronaut's dream!
5. This is the best friend of the book lovers!
6. This is the answer to the question: "Where does the salary go?"
7. This is what everyone before does not bow, then bends his knees!
8. This is the saddle of the most voracious horse in the world!
9. This porn is a photocopier!
10. Well and last - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open it!
( Anniversary unfolds, and there is a seat with a lid for the toilet.)
***
Dear our birthday!
Though you already [and not] fifty dollars,
Still a joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
Also cause for a gift.
Because - see for yourself!-
We came here with gifts.
Birthday, dear!
We are with you - with all our heart!
But first, download.
Napoi, respect people!
No, we do not need alcohol,
We would have a drink like this,
Just to refresh your throat!
And we'll start giving you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a great work -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Anniversary of the dear
We are very pleased to present.
And, without requiring a reward,
Let's get started. Are you all ready?
We are for a friend dear
Nothing regretted -
We dragged it barely.
( These words take out a large box in which all the gifts are prepared, and begin to take turns from each item and read the poems about each gift).
Gift No. 1.
Look here:
Here it is written: "WATER".
And although there is no water,
We emphasize this point:
After all, the bottle, though empty,
But beautiful what!
For everything it comes right away.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly - dishes it,
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and for compote,
And for tea with bergamot.
Gift No. 2.
Here is another "hello":
A pack of cigarettes.
And "hello" - from childhood he:
Do you remember - summer, stadium. ..
Stametrovka on fizre. ..
Sit-rounds in the courtyard. ..
Cigarettes were too -
You will not deny it yet?
Though you do not smoke for a long time,
We give a pack anyway.
One has only to glance,
To understand: smoking is poison!
And why, you ask, a pack?-
You'll hide a stash in it!
( these words are presented with a pack of cigarettes - preferably empty)
Gift No. 3.
Look how beautiful
This can of beer!
You can make a rattle,
Very nice toy -
Throw a couple coins there!
What is not the joy of the jubilee?
Rattle - is not it?
And a coin box for coins.
( these words are presented with an empty tin can of beer)
Gift No. 4.
Here you still present
Under the name Eurocent,
If simply - a penny
Of excellent stainless steel.
For what? So it's not a secret:
From donated coins
Birthday is pleasant!
We will not take a present back!
This is money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.
( they present a coin and throw it in a beer canister already given to them)
Gift No. 5
Here's another surprise,
Not a fad, not a whim:
It's a candy wrapper.
And why, you ask, is it?
We want to infect with an example:
Become a collector!
This is the first instance.
Do you understand, jubilee?
Who buys the pictures,
Who collects the coins. ..
Candy wrappers are more reliable:
After all, the paintings are more expensive!
And, giving friends candy,
Take the wrappers away while doing this.
( at this point, presented candy wrapper)
Gift No. 6
And steel refractory
We give you a pin.
You ask: why would you suddenly?
For gum! Do you understand, friend?
You may say, "What is it?
After all, now the laundry is different -
From "Trussardi", from "Dior". .. "-
But what kind of conversation?
But take it, do not torture your friends,
Just like that - just in case!
( these words are presented with a regular steel pin)
Gift No. 7
Look here, buddy:
This is a box match!
You will tell, a trifle? No, it's not:
This is not a trifle at all.
Even if you are not a tourist,
Not an avid climber,
But you can manage
from this time! Kindle a bonfire in your soul!
( these words are presented with a box of matches)
Gift No. 8
To present you we are happy
This tube is from lipstick.
And although it's completely empty,
But beautiful women's lips
It keeps touching.
Aye yes tube! Sightseeing!
And I can give advice:
Throw it into your enemy's pocket!
Will take vengeance on him
For you his wife!
( this place is presented with an empty tube of lipstick)
Gift No. 9.
Look how lovely:
While still in place jaw,
Behind teeth - eyes and eyes!
We are giving. .. Now, now. ..
( digging in the box)
Jubilee ready to get ready
This thread for teeth?
Oh, it looks like they've blundered. ..
But we're hardly going to repent -
The thread is the same simple, usual
Somehow it's more habitual.
And they made a mistake - it does not matter:
They will always come in useful!
( these words are presented with a coil of conventional threads, you can not new one)
Gift No. 10.
And now it's serious
We will solve the "dental issue".
This is paste. Yes, toothache!
Fragrant this!
We know, we tried too. ..
True, we are doubted by the doubt:
Is it worth it to give?
For a new buy
We did not have time today.
But we will give - in fact!
( these words are presented with a tube of toothpaste - in accordance with the text, you should take the used tube of toothpaste for this case)
Gift No. 11.
Give the cup! Yes friends?
Look - it's yours!
Know, you were looking for her at home?
We see that the cup is familiar.
And why? The answer here is simple:
A wonderful toast will sound -
Well, and you, as usual.
From the dishes drink the usual!
And imagine that you're drinking tea:
Do not get drunk and do not miss!
Drink Pepsi if it's hot.
It's better to drink because of the gift?
( on these words the cup belonging to the birthday man is presented)
Gift No. 12.
Everything, gifts ended.
However, no: an envelope without a brand!
The occasion will suddenly what,
And the envelope - at hand!
Although the letter, and at least a note -
After all, before the mail the path is not close!
However, better not pull,
And look in the envelope!
( these words are presented with an envelope with the money prepared as a gift)
And now it's time for us all
Shake a friendly "hurray!"
( all guests pick up and many times celebrate the culprit of the celebration)
[In the event that the gift is not money, but something else, the donors will have to describe the gift themselves].