A jubilee or birthday party "Congratulation from the New Russian Grandmothers".
( they come out dancing, two participants dressed up in new Russian women and sing the verse on the motive of the ditties):
We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we do not sit idle!
In the jubilee we sing and dance,
We are laughing!
Matryona( spoke):
Flower, and Flower! What are you today so crumpled as a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, and do not say Matryona! The whole night I did not sleep, I thought how we better congratulate our birthday boy than to make him happy on such a day!
Matryona:
Judging by your mind, you did not invent anything stupid!
Flower:
Well, why is that? !What do you think I'm worthless for, anything? !
Matryona:
Duc, you have a period of validity that long ago passed!
Flower:
You will say too! Yes, all men look back at me! Look, look, and Yubilee looks so mysteriously!
Matryona:
Clear business, a riddle! Post, they say, they stuck here, and even for a couple? !
Flower:
Come on, Matryona, let's show him the full breadth of our repertoire!
Matryona:
Come on Flower, sing! You are the most vociferous among us!
Flower:( sings to the motif of the song "Murka")
We are with you, Matryona, lucky with the hack:
We'll sing the verse to Jubilee!
He decorated his shoulders with a new jacket,
He's a cool authority!(the last 2 lines to repeat)
Matryona:
Yes, you, Che, Flower? I do not recognize you straight, you are our sentimental! Where did you get such a motive? !
Flower:
Yes, it inspired. ..
Matryona:
You listen, that birthday girl in the Jubilee, one should sing:
( sings to Yubilyar, on the motif of the song "Soldiers walk through the city"):
Your guests in the Jubilee
Druzhnenko sit!
Hints "We pour!"
Their anxious look!
Prepared toasts,
They drink everything for you!
"You are beautiful, no words!" -
We will say, loving,
We will say, loving!
Refrain:
Your Anniversary we will remember!
We will fill our glasses
And drink everything till the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness,
Believe that we are very happy
You congratulate us on the holiday
The most beautiful now!
( repeat the last 4 lines, marching, go to the birthday person for a kiss, and then says Tsvetochek):
Dear birthday, respect old women, drink with us on brotherhood, a century we will remember with a kind word!
( congratulate with the Jubilee and drink with the birthday boy for brotherhood)
***
SCENE-CONGRATULATION FROM NEW RUSSIAN
( he is dressed in a black jersey, and on his chest is a thick chain, in his hands an envelope with money or for a joke - souvenir bucks)
- Ludmila! You Th, in vnature, we have all the concepts of a birthday girl, or what?
- I wish that no one loaves a loaf on your head!
- I give you bucks for promotion - enrich yourself,
- And you'll need a roof - turn to me!
***
SCENE TO ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY "THREE GIRLS UNDER THE WINDOW LATTLE LATE AFTER THE PARTY"
LEADER:
Three girls under the window
Sang late at night!
You all ask, about whom
They sang all three together?
About a friend about their
Singing songs in the Jubilee!
( three girls come out, sing each song for the birthday girl)
1 Maiden( you can attach a long braid to her).
( sings a song for the tune "Birch, sweet girlfriend)
Lyubasha, sweet girlfriend,
You are my idol, my pet!
Say, well, how can each other without each other,
Say, well, how can a friend without a friend
We cope with you!(3 lines the last to repeat)
You pull for me by the soul,
On my shoulders you put me,
When to me it is bad - you with me,
To you, if it's bad - I'm with you,
We will not spill our water forever!(3 lines last to repeat)
2 GIRL
( sings a song on the motive "We honestly want to tell you")
I honestly should tell you
I need such a girlfriend!
She, like the sun, is friendly, sweet
And kindness drove me crazy!
Luba, Luba, my dear friend,
You are delighted with everything around!
So you stay the same always,
I wish you happiness for many years!(Repeat the whole verse)
3 FRIENDLY( you can wear a wig and a hot cube dress, as the song is performed on the motif "Beysan, beisana fly. ..")
No you,
No you better,
No more beautiful than you and smarter, and kind!!
No you,
No you're cooler!
I am happy that you are called my friend!
REFRIGERATION:
We love you all, Lyubochka dear,
And we adore you!
The most kind, very beautiful,
I repeat, loving!
Let you
All work out!
Let all dreams and desires be fulfilled on time!
Happiness let
Do not turn away!
Joy, love take care of your home threshold!
REPEAT REPAIR
***
SCENE TO ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST AS WORKER
LEADER:
As you know, without water-
Neither there nor syudy!
Very often we suffer from
From such nonsense.
But our birthday
Problems will eliminate,
In its watch, we know,
Water is not a deficit!
For this grateful tenants will perform a touching song for our beautiful birthday!
( the tenants come out - the woman in curlers, in a dressing gown and with a basin in hands, and the man in family briefs and with two glasses, one of which is filled with water, during a refrain he pours water from a glass into a glass)
THE SONG OF THANKSTONS
(on the motive "How the steamships see off, not at all like trains")
On our boiler Tatiana
That year,
works With hot water constantly
Our house therefore lives!
Water from the tap in the kitchen splashes,
And the water warms us,
And the heart joyfully flutters,
When the apartment has water!
REINFORCED:
Water, water, run water,
Water, water, round the water!
It looks beyond degrees,
Water pressure is always good!
To be treated so to the work of
People hardly you will find!
She's so funny
And the voice is a bell, like a stream!
All optimistic charging,
The look of her eyes shines!
REFRIGERANT:
Water, water, running water,
Water, water, we always have!
***
SCENE TO THE BIRTHDAY, ANNIVERSARY.
SONG OF D'ARTHANIAN( in his suit is dressed the husband's birthday):
( on the motive "I love you, life!")
- I love you, Tan,
That in itself is not new!
I love you, Tan!
I love you again and again!
After a hard day
I come from work wearily,
You will feed me,
Though you have worked hard enough!
Oh, how the years fly,
Well, do not be sad, dear!
Guests will all confirm-
You are as young as before!
In the light of every day
I'm so happy that I do not rest!
Kiss me,
Let everyone know what it is!
***
Scene for the Anniversary or the Birthday of the Woman "Domovyonok".(leaves Domovyonok is a participant in a scene with a shaggy beard and disheveled hair, dressed in a colorful shirt, belted with a string and short pants with panties.) He sings a song on the motive "Robins"
Marinochki hearing a voice,
Recalled: she had a birthday!!
I left my dark corner,
To express her feelings of respect!
Refrain:
I ask you, for courage
Pour you a glass of me!
I'll say then in the hour of joy
Pashto came to you!
( the birthday girl pours a glass of a house, he drinks and sings the next verse):
You love everything in the apartment to clean up
And cleanliness is everywhere you eat specifically!
Corners trying to better sweep,
On the pope I'm flogging unnoticed!
Chorus:
I beg you, be kind to
With me, Marina, henceforth,
In the corner, so, without fear, I
Could sit till dark!
( further on):
Dear birthday girl, and now receive from me a gift:
( pulls out a broom)
This broom I personally steamed,
To softer it was in the conversion!(slaps himself with a broom in different places)
And you can wave them without rules,
I declare to you on the birthday!
( gives a broom and then says):
I congratulate you heartily
And I wish to blossom, blossom!
Today I promise with all:
I will always guard your house!
***
A costume for the Jubilee or the birthday of the man "Chastushki from New Russian Babks"
( two men, dressed up by new Russian grandmothers and singing couplets for the motive of the ditties, playing along with a children's balalaika or guitar):
Flower:
Jubileeneed a couple of
Compliments say!
So, we'll be hot with the heat
We'll remember them with Matryona!
Matryona:
Give me a word faster,
It's a very itching tongue!
I have already prepared
Congratulations - just chic!
Flower:
Bind the tongue more tightly,
I will not give up the place!
I really need my compliment,
I love Jubilee!
Matryona:
You forgot to see at all
Why did you come here!
The sign of attention is very requested by
Anniversary from us, bald!
Flower:
You're right, I'm straight bastard,
When Vova I see!
But to say "I love" shyness,
He has his own family!
Matryona:
Drift, do not drift, but you still need
Be braver than you and me!
So, together yell together:
"Happy anniversary, dear!"
( come up to the jubilee with kisses)
***
( runs off skipping Childhood is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings on the motif of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood,
Do not rush, wait!
Give me an easy answer,
What's in the future? !
( further on):
Dear birthday!
The best tool
To scare off any attack-
It, certainly, in the childhood
It is necessary immediately to fall!
I'll tell you meaningfully:
Everything is forgivable to you today!
So listen and fulfill all my assignments:
I know, you'll remember well
What you got up in your childhood,
How with your friends carefree
You rode on a rope!
( suggest roaming on the rope)
To restore you
For further power tricks,
I suggest I drink
This super-dope is cute!
( offer a glass of vodka to the birthday boy)
Ball is the best friend of a child!
Again, remember the childhood,
Stand aside, you
And knee popinay!
( the birthday boy kicks the ball with his knee, and the guests loudly count how many times he can do it so that the ball does not fall)
Yes, you are kicking in a virtuoso,
What's there to say for a long time!
We must take you seriously
Very generous reward!
( jokingly pour a birthday glass of a glass of vodka)
We whistle from acacias
We did it in our childhood more than once!
Musical variations
From you we are waiting now!
( offer birthday party to play on a children's whistle or a pipe)
For such numbers
We yell "Hooray!"
And we also ask for a glass on the glass
Your guests are children!
( all together drink a toast to the happy childhood of the birthday man)
***
( A man comes out dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket with drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):
Dear birthday girl!
Though you are healthy with a look
And strong was health since the childhood,
But nevertheless, darling, no offense,
Take these funds for a present!
I am a masteress in the
treatment And my secret
to everyone I will open on the birthday of
There is no more mystery in this!
( takes out a large head of garlic from the basket and introduces the first remedy):
Dur-grass, do not argue with me,
Eliminate any sickness!
Eat tops and roots,
To clean the intestines!
Unpleasant odor
All will fall into a mild shock,
But you eat fundamentally
A shit-grass root!
( gives the birthday girl garlic and gets the second remedy - horseradish or jar with the wiped horseradish, which can be bought in the store, introduces the second remedy):
So that there was no change
And everything was friendly in the family,
Once a week this horseradish
night you really need!
Tone at once it will raise
And it will take your chakra!
He, believe me, champion,
Compared to Viagra!
( gives this tool and takes out the third - a bottle of vodka, on which it is possible to write "Samogonka", it is represented):
To sprinkle with living water
Everything must be in your apartment!
This method is not simple,
But it is known in the whole world!
You are first from within
Organize please it,
And then it's okropi
All corners with water!
***
MODERATOR:
Dora, dora, tomato,
We caught a thief in the garden-
It's a small worm,
Ate a barrel at the apple!
And our birthday girl
Gardener, well, just class!
She's always OK
Fruits, vegetables and beds!
That's why
issue The worm is for interrogation:
Let the guests explain
Its excellent appetite!
( a man dressed as a worm comes out, that is, one can put a very long green hat on his head, he eats the apple eagerly, then sings a song):
THE SONG OF THE GARDEN PEDIGREE.
( on the motive "We are funny guys, we are guys-October")
I, friends, - signaling device,
From nitrates indicator!
If the apple I eat-
Means you can eat everything!
Plum with a pear respect,
Cherries I just adore!
Do not scold me for nothing
I'm more useful than aphids!
( hereinafter referred to as the birthday girl):
Dear Birthday!
Let me be in your garden,
I'll find work for myself!
I'm a wrecker, but not harmful!
And this copper oxide
I give you I'm in reserve,
From aphids so that the crop he saved!
***
MODERATOR:
Dear birthday girl!
One
came to visit us Unusual citizen!
He's a bit strange in appearance,
He wants to say "thank you",
And for what - now we'll find out.
Guest! We invite you!
( a man with very large ears, made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from anything, comes out, he sings a song to the birthday girl):
THE SONG OF HUSH.
( on the motif of the song about Cheburashka "I was once a strange toy of the nameless. ..")
I was once strange,
I ate porridge manna,
That's why I grew such ears!
About the fashion diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, immediately applied!
But somehow on Sunday
I was invited to the birthday of
Larissa invited and I decided to go,
From delicious treats,
Pleasant impressions of
I could not leave for a long time!
I spit on a diet,
I bought myself a candy!
Thank you, Larissa, I want to tell you
For inviting
And tastily fed,
After all, my ears have become cool again!
( removes large ears and says a toast):
TOAST:
To fix my result,
I ask everyone to pour them all!
***
MODERATOR:
Dear birthday girl!
A guest from the East has come to you,
He is in the wonders of the famous dock!
On the carpet, to make it faster,
Arrived on the Jubilee!
It's all known and amazing Old Man Khottabych!
( comes out Khottabych in a dressing gown, turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm.) Having folded his hands in the east, makes a bow to the birthday girl, says to her: "Hello, O beautiful of birthday girls!" Then he addresses the guests: "Hello, honored guests! "He spreads the rug, sits on it, bending his legs to the east, and then tells the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! The incomparable and beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your secret desires! But let me first, my wisest, ask you some wise questions!
( birthday girl allows)
HOSTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my most precious! Please listen to my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
( the correct answer is no, because between them the night!)
Oh, my beloved! My second question: what is given to the birthday girl, and do people use it more often than she?
( the correct answer is a name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: what kind of cloth can not be sewn a suit for the birthday girl?
( the correct answer is from the railway)
Let there be peace and prosperity in your house, O healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do it with the help of your honorable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests will not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand!(pulls out the first hair)
All the wishes of the birthday girl!(pulls out the second hair)
Let it be so, not otherwise!(pulls out the third hair)
( gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an east bow and tells them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, honored guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by performing these simple tasks. I ask, on everything ready mine, to stretch out every single ticket!
( Hottabych takes a bag of numbers from the pocket and guests draw them in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
GUIDELINES FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
***
Drink a glass of wine
For a ruddy face!
***
Friend's neighbor's kitchen
A pile of vodka skillfully!
***
You, my friend, have the right
Smack your friend's cheek on the right!
***
Compliment say now
Name day from us!
***
To become more fun,
Sing us a song soon!
***
Today's guests are good,
You give up your robot,
Tell anecdote,
This is waiting for you from the people!
***
It will be fun with us,
If you get up now
In the swallow pose, my friend,
Toast telling us a little!
***
We have a birthday party
A sight, just class!
Come to her, embrace
And guests all smiles!
***
Birthday kisser,
Just do not spoil yourself!
***
Well, you, buddy, wall
Kiss, standing with your back,
Forget though b for the time
Pro chondrose favorite!
***
Describe the circle with the right foot,
In the tummy, tapping with the left hand,
At the same time, you try to drink a glass,
Do not drop a drop!
***
Use now modern jargon,
Birthday in love confessing,
My order is the strictest law,
You speak, do not hesitate!
( after completing all the tasks Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, and also to bring joy to the distinguished guests, now my students will perform oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
( 2-3 girls come out in oriental costumes and dance belly dance under some oriental melody or the soundtrack of the song "Rasputin" performed by the ensemble Boni M. Khottabych dances with them, then comes up to the birthday girl, kisses her hand and says):
HOSTABYCH:
Oh, the lady of my thoughts! I leave you until the next birthday!
( bows to all on the east and is deleted).