Congratulations to the man happy birthday funny

I wish the profits of the immodest
In the Swiss bank the account is huge
In the city big dacha
Health strong in the bargain

Great victories in affairs of amorous
Canary and Beregov Azure
Successes in the life of all kinds of
And most importantly, friends are reliable!

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Congratulations, Congratulations!
Have fun and do not be sad!
Head in the salad delicious
You with a swing drop!
To everyone around said -
Our birthday is such,
The most-most super-duper,
Positive, young!

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Let there be football and cinema without advertising,
And borscht so that the wife was always like her mother.
So that the fish were rich in space. ..
Let your manly dream come true!

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You are a real man,
Not Uzbek or Tajik.
Smart, strong, winding!
Birthday will be yours,
We will celebrate it together!
On the table, all that is needed -
And appetizer, and wine, -
So we have!
Congratulations,
And come on, pour!

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Three apartments and three villas,
Mercedes in your bargain,
And a wife that does not scold,
Though I do not believe, but I wish!

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I wish that OGO-GO!
And never OXO-HO!
A little AH!Well, you can UH!
To breathtakingly.
Of course, that was WOW! !
And to FU very little.
So that sometimes THIS IS YES!
"THIS IS YES!" - not nonsense,
"CAN NOT BE!" - this is real,
"YES WELL IT!" - let it be virtual.
OGO!- to more often surprised,
"Well, it's all right!" - not enough.
And for the desire of EGE-GAY!
And to come true, come on, pour!

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Are you a man at least where,
Do not you ever sad!
All the girls scream as much,
And their knees are shaking,
If next to you go,
Before that, you're a good brother!
Happy Birthday, Brother!
Wait a little more,
Now the girls will approach
And you will be congratulated!

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Always in your pocket to ring,
To make the girls scammed skillfully,
Machine not to break,
Wife often smiled,
So that my mother-in-law did not go to visit,
But I still gave the money -
We wish you from the heart!
Your birthday, after all, dance!

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What you want,
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on the old sofa,
And in the luxurious rooms,
On the Caribbean islands,
On the table is wine,
Plastic cards are full,
And on each - a million!
And that it was not a dream!

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We wish:
So that in the shower the fire does not quench -
This means it will be time!
From love to the head
Spinning - it's two!
With the fortitude of the door opening -
It will surely be three!
The most lucky in the world -
This already four!
Happy Birthday to congratulate
You will be five today!

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Congratulations on your birthday!
Congratulations!
We wish you,
Everything fulfilled your dreams:
To live in a big apartment,
To have a TV set in the outhouse,
And through all the channels went
Exceptional football!
Well, hockey so sometimes,
The rest is nonsense!

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Beautiful occasion - Birthday,
To have a good walk!
No need for cakes and jams,
We run the beer to buy!
You're a man, after all! Why is there restraint?
There is no better beer on the birthday!
We wish that from the brewery
You had a privilege in life,
And beer to flow like a river,
Our birthday is expensive!

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Rest is always to be in the shower,
And the virgin, in complete negligee
You have a hookah to serve,
And vodka in a glass splashed!
So that I can five times a day for the
Its you to satisfy!
So that's all on your birthday
It was executed in surprise!

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To live you, as if in a fairy tale
Shah Persian, dear!
To give the Virgin caress,
And the heart was peace!
So that you can meet the princess
And lived with her for many years,
And so that you had children,
And so that you do not know the ills!

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We wish on the Birthday of
Awesome luck!
To raise the salary of
And you have always lived richly,
So that petrol does not go up,
So that the traffic cop is not "clamped".
To not be in traffic jams,
And so. .. always stood! Let's have beer and fishing!
Garage, hunting and football!
Scrap metal at home dump
And with her immortal rock and roll!
Let it be with angelic patience
Your wife will take over.
Well, at least on the birthday,
Will suffer a little bit. ..

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So that it, of course, is,
So no, ruff it, always!
And so when it and this,
It's not this, but there's
When it's all to work!
So rush tudyas her zazrya,
So if. . to her to the right,
So it's. .. Happy holiday to you!
When will it be in the swamp -
Japanese god and how is it!
And so - normal. And health!
And glory to my homeland! With whom a man sleeps in his life:
Up to 5 years - with a pacifier,
from 5 to 10 - with a bear,
from 10 to 20 - with a dream,
from 20 to 30 - with his wife,
with30 to 40 - from a foreign,
from 40 to 50 - from any,
from 50 to 60 - with a heating pad,
from 60 to 70 - with a closed window.
So let's drink to the fact that the
never closed the window leaf!

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I want to wish you a Happy Birthday:
Excellent to have your mood,
In work hours and minutes of idleness,
On weekdays, in the morning, and in the midst of fun,
With your favorite in the cafe, in the office atboss,
With a wallet thin, with a wallet thick.
And if you still get discouraged,
Do not sack the best friends you need to call!

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Let the ladies look, after always sighing. ..
People have a good sign -
A man every year, like cognac,
It's getting stronger. He is a mastak

To drive any senseless woman crazy.
So be it! Thank God,
For your wonderful life.
Let it be as you wanted it to be!

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We want you to use periodic system of Mendeleev instead of adjectives to you, because you have: golden hands and heart, character - silicon, iron will, and you yourself are a man-Titan!

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Happy Birthday, congratulations!
To be lucky I wish,
To be cheerful and rich,
To live not only on salary,
And have another income,
And, of course, do not get old!

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What to wish for a real macho?
More money, a car and a dacha,
Women are beautiful and devoted a lot,
Life, as in a fairy tale with a successful road!

More luck, health, love,
Find your dream as soon as possible!
Much goodness, strength, happiness, luck,
We wish you everything on your birthday!

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Let even the snowiest peaks melt in front of your charm, any closed door can not stand before your pressure. Let your opportunities open up new horizons on the love front.

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On your birthday
Do not regret your mood!
And happy to be stupid!
Let it be an amusing
One adventure,
Brilliant your life's journey!

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Your birth is just a celebration of the century,
You always succeed tremendously.
There is not a more perfect person next to us,
Which, for sure, will always achieve its own!

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Birthday! Congratulations
Take this holiday!
Be healthy, strong, strong,
For no reason do not be bored!

And I want to be rich!
Treasure somehow,
Travel the world,
See a lot, much to know!

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Today is your day, therefore we wish you not to hit your face today in mud, salad, or elsewhere, and hold it dignified, so that everything will be remembered in the morning, and it was not a shame to remember.

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Let the life of a man become an indispensable
So that the king envies,
So that only good changes happen,
And that love played a big role in it.

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Happy birthday, the coolest,
The most intelligent and beautiful,
The strongest, strongest, kind,
Wealthy and fashionable!

The most joyful, cheerful,
And, of course, healthy!
For a long time,
In the world of happiness and love!

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I wish you to feel on this day yourself a hero of "The Hangover in Vegas", well, or in the last instance of the "American Pie"!The main thing is that the finish line should be bright, memorable and good! Happy Birthday!

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Let the sport be a form,
Do not touch you reform,
To be king
In the big house you are yours.
And today all the orders of
We will execute together at once.

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A man should always be on the alert, everything should be envisaged and everything taken care of, we wish you to entrust your duties to others today, and relax yourself, but exactly so that tomorrow your head will not hurt.

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Today is your day and let someone just try to say that you're old! Immediately crack it with a crutch, only put on your glasses, so as not to miss! And you still have strength for oh-ho! Happy Birthday!

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