What is a birthday?
Cake, candles, congratulations!
Guests drunk at the end,
All with lipstick on the face!
Oh, what a pity, today I'm
I can not be with you,
But congratulate smskoy,
Be beautiful and charming!
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Congratulations! I wish you
Strength of male and female attention,
Business develop to the scale of the universal,
Beer cold in a warm company.
You can once again about the female attention. ..
Money bourgeois in the wallet,
Less in life to meet frostbitten,
Wheelbarrow cool and light green,
( To beer, I forgot, more salt),
Our enemies soak everyone in the loo,
And, accordingly, world peace!
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Three apartments and three villas,
Mercedes in your bargain,
And my wife that does not scold,
Though I do not believe, but I wish!
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We wish you a happy birthday,
And we wholeheartedly wish you,
Beer to drink to you, honey,
And let the disease do not take it,
And so that you were bold and merry,
The wallet was always small,
Your success wascases,
All the nuts - on the teeth!
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On the Birthday I wish:
To you lucky everywhere!
To be in the rest was the first,
Not the last was in labor!
So big was the apartment
House in the country is high!
To salaries and advances
Not fit in the purse!
That health was strong -
Without it neither as it is impossible!
So that you will not forget
All old friends!
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What to wish a man on his birthday?
More meetings useful business,
And life - sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know the diseases of the genitals. ..
To have more love in life was,
It is desirable - several times a day!
That all women love you
And warmed your soul and your bed!
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Happy birthday, friend!
Let it all be yours:
And the penthouse, and the servant,
The yacht is personal!
In the center - a personal apartment,
Get dressed in boutiques,
And get mad just with fat,
And you live like in dreams!
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I wish you the birthday of yours,
To be surrounded by joyful faces,
To have fun and peace,
The husband was the king, the lover - the prince!
And money, well, quite a bit -
To the jeep and the apartment in the center,
To just become more breasts,
Love sips, well, happiness - a centner!
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I wish you a birthday
Elite clothes and cars,
Always pleasant excitement,
And there is no rebound from men,
To manicure - always in order,
And appearance - pure ideal,
In love, that was only sweet,
So that you all stood!
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Happy Birthday, dear!
Congratulations from the heart!
Let you give the diamonds,
Take them hurry!
Let more money be,
And love - a million!
Do not let people judge you,
You are a champion in life!
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I wish the keys from the car,
So that you will not be sad!
And everything a man wants -
Beauties with shapes always,
Beer cold bigger,
Salted fish under it,
So that everything lasts forever,
Do not annoy anything!
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On your birthday
Do not regret your mood!
And happy to be stupid!
Let it be an amusing
One adventure,
Brilliant your life's journey!
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Lucky in business, handsome, strong macho!
We wish you good luck, love, good luck!
And that rustled in your pockets,
Obstacles, obstacles you bypassed skilfully.
And let the heart burn in your chest with the fire hot,
In the affairs of love, we wish you victories and good luck!
And at your work, let it be all right,
Let you live sweetly in the world!
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With whom a man sleeps for his life:Up to 5 years old with a pacifier,
from 5 to 10 with a bear,
from 10 to 20 with a dream,
from 20 to 30 with his wife,
from 30 to 40 -with a foreign,
from 40 to 50 - with any,
from 50 to 60 - with a heating pad,
from 60 to 70 - with a closed window.
So let's drink to never close the window for
!
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Let it fall, spring, winter and summer
You have enough bank cards.
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Congratulations on the birthday of
And I wish in life that
All problems and excitement
Were like a microbe!
And more in the life of laughter,
To the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And love to know in full!
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I wish that it was thick in my pocket,
Bananas and cabbage,
, And smile in your mouth,
You smile so it goes!
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Let it be less critical days,
And more - cloudless, passionate!
Let the money be full in your bag,
And the links are less dangerous!
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - without problematic zalet,
And so that Abramovich asked for hands,
And life's joyful rise!
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Catch always male views,
And only the prince choose!
And money - we do not need much -
To make life like paradise!
Let the hair will be stylish,
And stranger figure of cellulite,
Life is personal - loving,
Love gives us health!
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What is more important for you:
To be richer or smarter?
In your DR I want to swing
Became a smart oligarch!
To money flowed,
And the brain worked.
Well, who will I be?
The first deputy you have!
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Today is your day and let someone just try to say that you are old! Immediately crack it with a crutch, only put on your glasses, so as not to miss! And you still have strength for oh-ho! Happy Birthday!
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Your birthday is here!
Salute in your honor, jubilation!
You're a super man! Hero!
Nature Respect, for diligence!
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Happy Birthday, spouse, -
My lover and friend,
My lion, the penguin,
My sweet orange!
In every joke joke slip,
But there is a truth of the lobule. ..
Well, come to me, my dear,
I want you. .. eat!
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I want to wish you a Happy Birthday:
Excellent to have your mood,
In work hours and minutes of idleness,
On weekdays, in the morning, and in the midst of merriment,
With your favorite in the cafe, in the office atboss,
With a wallet thin, with a wallet thick.
And if you still get discouraged,
Do not sneak the best friends you need to call!
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It's important to have everything in life:
Plant children and a house,
And build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife. ..
All this will be with you, I know
In anotherorder, maybe, but not the point.
Today, happy birthday,
Happy and healthy be!
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To eat and drink,
To want and could,
To everywhere and everywhere
It was with whom and was where.
To a wine in a bowl
There was a sip for me!
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My dear girlfriend!
On your birthday
You're like in a fairy tale that frog
You'll meet your prince!
And you will not meet - it does not matter!
There is a recipe short:
Even a freak will become a prince,
If you drink vodka!
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I want you to
Fulfilled all your dreams:
Five-star hotel
All-inclusive for three weeks
Beer, vodka and snack,
But the words in the menu - in Russian!
And around one goddess
In a very narrow bikini!
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You're a real man,
Not an Uzbek or a Tajik.
Smart, strong, clockwork!
Birthday will be yours,
We will celebrate it together!
On the table, everything you need -
And appetizer, and wine, -
So we have!
Congratulations,
And come on, pour in!
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Happy Birthday,
And from the bottom of our heart we wish,
Beer to drink to you, honey,
And the disease does not take,
And so that you were bold and cheerful,
The purse was always small,
Was your successcases,
All the nuts - on the teeth!
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Let the house become a palace from a fairy tale,
Sable coat,
And your kitchen - throne room,
In the corner - cockroach with a balyk!
With a knock let the queen enter,
And the servant lays a bow to you,
Drinks was to the shaft,
The whiskers on the whiskers would have sweet honey!
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As a peasant to a man
I want to wish,
Let him be melancholy,
All you on the shoulder!
To stand. .. on the table
You have a whole feast!
To everything you like,
In life, you got it!
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The year rushed as usual, the
Birthday Party came up.
I hasten to congratulate you personally,
Let everything be fine.
Let the smile shine
your gentle lips.
Never leaves
Unearthly beauty!
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Let the vodka pour over the edge
And the tables break!
Your birthday celebrate,
Like the best balls!
Let the girls always see you
Flying on the light,
We wish you happiness and goodness,
. To make it all possible!
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I wish the girls you red,
To chase in the veins of blood,
Win, vodka and sherbet different,
What an empty stomach is love!
Let the fun of fairy tale splash,
And let each joke understand,
I will not build my eyes here,
You're lucky in life waiting!
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We want to eat on the platter with gold,
Guard to stand with an ax,
Fascia fashionable and in a buttonhole diamond,
Such a life should be a deal!
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I wish morality and destruction,
You get the summons to the court,
Fire, all sorts of nepruhi. ..
Successfully in your life to AVOID!
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Druzhban! Live, flowers and smells,
Fall in love, burn and "fool around"!
But the request is two: from viruses do not wither
And, if you can, do not forget us!
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You can even argue over trifles,
You call everything "horseradish", "stub",
We congratulate you, buddy,
Happy birthday!
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To live life, you need to know a lot.
Two rules to remember for a start:
You better starve than that horrible there,
And it's better to be alone than with anyone.
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Liked, can not wait,
Come to the new address,
Entrance second, apartment twenty,
Once knock, three ring!
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Congratulations on your birthday,
Put a kettle on gas.
I'm bringing you a cookie,
Let's celebrate now.
There will be a lot of jokes, laughter,
Pour tea on the mugs.
I'm almost there,
After five minutes, meet!
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Let's throw the jokes aside,
It's time for great deeds!
For the day of birth, evenly
Bottle scatter!
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I want you to
The soul was radiant
And green bills,
And Ferrari silvery.
And I wish you
In this life, not to be conceited
And let me just once
Ferrari ride.
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No, dear, whatever one may say,
No matter how much noise, after hearing congratulations,
But every year after thirty
We are all sadder on the day of our birth!
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So be healthy!
Live richly,
So it will allow
you your salary!
And if the salary of
does not allow you to live -
Well, do not live it,
Nobody will!
***
Download the file of your love,
I'll put it on the computer,
And you then erase it,
So that I do not get to someone.
I'm running the LOVE
program Scared a little bit.
It seems to me that
got there. Some kind of virus is complicated.
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Health, happiness, money, sidekick,
We wish! So that - the soul is full!
And remember: you can not argue with this,
What wish the sidekick.
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I was walking, smoking, running dog,
And he said - did you buy the cake?
Today is the birthday of my brother!
How? A joke at once has vindicated?
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To you on a holiday quickly went,
And on the road hedgehog escaped,
Needle he poured his own,
And I let the wheels go!
Now I'm the one to freeze myself,
And I'm going to sms-ke "SOS",
Send a trailer, if possible,
With a stock of new wheels!
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I bought a gift for you,
I carried wings on my wings - and I broke it,
I'm sitting downstairs at the entrance,
To come up - there are not my forces here!
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Birthday! Really!
Has it been a year since last year?
After all, with more fun
I did not leave!
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We know, you are waiting for guests from the morning -
Birthday celebrate.
Congratulations, in the taxi
We are already flying, like the wind.
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Let the work wait for
Cases rest,
You are at the bottom of birth
Native walk.
I Wish You
Strongly Do not Drink
And for Tomorrow Without Problems
On the service to appear.
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Like Winnie the Pooh, I'll hurry with a pot,
But as an Owl I will not give a tail,
I wish you money with a top,
To be enough for all your life!
And let it be as if the cartoon is folded,
That in everything was a happy ending,
This is the same always only the main thing,
In short, I congratulated and well done!
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Money in armfuls and packs
Account in the bank let it grow
And in the garage such cars,
To envy people
Nezlobnoe bosses
And better - its business
Perseverances and insolence
Routine, sadness down!
In bed, the eternal holiday
Well, in the shower - peace
Cheerful, carefree
Be happy, dear!
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Birthday is the reason,
To get along with a man.
Women chic look -
The man he leads!
Rely on instinct -
Decollete as dynamite,
Delicious dinner - detonator,
God with him, that's from the restaurant.
Best of gifts,
Negro and chinese say,
It's fullness in the stomach
And emptiness of eggs!
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I wish the profits of the immodest
In the Swiss bank the account is huge
Outside the city big dacha
Health strong in the bargain
Great victories in affairs of amorous
Canar and Beregov Azure
Successes in the life of all kinds of
And most importantly, friends are reliable!
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I wish you happiness and kindness,
Love, family heat,
Health a bunch, a sea of laughter.
And, of course, success!
Let all the adversity fly by,
Native people appreciate, revere.
On vacation - in the warmer land,
And next door - your dear!
Fun, colors, sun, light,
Harmony of the soul and summer.
Catch will help let the netting
A full moon chest!
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I wish you happiness in the beer mug
To ramble laughter
Carat give to each girlfriend
Steal it then hastily
What would princesses in the fairy-tale befooled
To you all at once flew
What a Russian horse, in the guise of the new
To yourushed with a clean field
That would be in a minibus place inferior to
And without the attention of the traffic police left you
And the penalty was like a terrible dream
The judge that would not suit you rushing
What would a taxi to drive off-road
To friends to go to Zaporozhyee
So note to fasting permission
his best birthday!
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Be like a hare quick, agile.
Like a bear, be gentle, kind.
Be like a wolf, you are very brave,
But as a lion roach is not very!
Keep your money as a squirrel.
As a beaver your house you are in order.
Be like a swan faithful in marriage,
At work be a fox!
Let bosses love you,
And the wife worships.
In general, whether you are yourself
Let fate keep you.
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What you want,
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on the old sofa,
And in the luxurious rooms,
On the Caribbean islands,
On the table is wine,
Plastic cards are full,
And on each - a million!
And that it was not a dream!
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Vodka, beer and shish kebabs -
The day of the birth of a dream.
More women and wine,
And the clouds are leaving.
Twisting trees,
Dancing quiet grass.
It's fun walking all
In the nature of a brother.
Let every day walk so,
What a restaurant or a tavern is shaking.
Let life be more positive,
Money, wine and women beautiful.
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To live you, like in a fairy tale
Shah Persian, dear!
To give the Virgin caress,
And the heart was peace!
So that you will meet the princess
And lived with her for many years,
And so that you had children,
And so that you do not know the ills!
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Happy Birthday congratulations!
With regards to the wishes:
Let the health not fail,
Longevity choral.
Let the male charge not melt,
Only with the years increases.
And the pockets to you - bottomless,
A lot of money, only green!
Wish we want the male
Happiness is strong, earthy.
The sky of the star let it drop,
All the desires fulfill!
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Split so we wanted the noise of your fun
Make a little happier a friend of your
And collect from the wishes of a whole book volume
About love and respect for everyone to tell in it
This book would have disappeared in a large edition of
And in all the newspapers of the world wroteabout one:
What lives in the country of a distant miracle-man
Do not find this, even if you look for the whole century
You will become a famous star, you will be famous
Radio and TV will talk about you
When all this happens, and your "
We ask modestly, oh, great, do not forget about us.
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Happy Birthday congratulations!
We wish our own happiness!
With the song live, do not lose heart,
Who should - forgive everyone!
You, the neighbor, our friend and brother,
Be, like an oligarch, rich,
Be healthy and very strong,
Bold, wise and handsome!
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Happy birthday,
Happy birthday toddler,
Our king, the dictator, the king,
Dear sir.
Happy Birthday Strongman,
Our tyrant, man, "kach",
Happy big birthday,
Our man is removed.
Happy Birthday, our special,
Brother, buddy and father,
For a beloved handsome,
An interesting, wise flatterer.
Be healthy and interesting,
And as always it was always fun,
Money too much,
One day, live, love.
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Happy birthday I congratulate you,
I wish you happiness, joy, love.
So that there is no trouble,
So that with me was on "you".
So that my friends do not get drunk -
They fell and immediately rose.
So that luck never fails.
. Did not leave you.
To be beautiful always.
To never again
On the crutch was not leaning,
And stayed healthy.
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I wish a man a birthday,
To be in the center of the circle all next day,
I am alcoholic, "hellish", fun,
On your reputation I'll put on a shadow.
We'll spend money on striptease and entertainment,
Let the limousine ride us till the morning,
Man cute birthday party,
Will go down in history as a passionate time.