Work in Google! Complaints by Google employees

There is no ideal work in the world, every person will always have some complaints, complaints and dissatisfaction with his work!

Even on such a well-known company as Google, there are complaints of employees of Google for their "unhappy" work!

Consider the claims of Google employees to their work:

"Oh. .. I have very bad health! I was badly burnt in Hawaii when I was on the corporate corporation ";
"Very hard for me is work in Google !I'm frightened by the fact that my thirty-inch monitor covers a beautiful view of the mountains ";

Google has done more for me than school education.

"Ah. .. in my office is not very long sofa, I can not go to full length!";
"I'm uncomfortable with the fact that the gym is in another Google building! I really want to open another gym in the building where I work, since I do not want to waste time on the road! I hope my complaint will be considered in the company in the shortest time! ";

"I would be more pleased with the work in Google, if we were less likely to change mobile phones! Since I do not have time to get used to new mobile phones, because after a few weeks - it is again taken from me and changed to an even more new model! And so constantly:( "
" I had an accident situation with me! There was a day when I went into the Google game room and there were no free soft seats for me! And so I had to play Call of Duty on a chair! Is it uncomfortable? ";

" I can not seem to admire the Harbor Bridge in the mornings, because the sun rises above Sydney and shines straight out of the window! "And I reluctantly shut it with shutters!";
"And I'm so full at Google at breakfast that I do not have time to go hungry at allgo to dinner. . and there are many goodies that you have to eat through strength:) ";
"I do not like work in Google in the fact that in the building where I work, there is a limited choice of entertaining slot machines! Therefore, I have to get up and go to another body to quench my interest ";
"I'm a girl, and you know how it is when you get spoiled by these halal hundred dollar headphones from Google";

Here before people were well-read, and now - naguglennye. ..

"Well, tell me. .. how can you work normally in the company, if you come to yourself quietly in the kitchen, and there recently downloaded a variety of drinks and juices inrefrigerator, but they did not have time to cool down properly! Well, what is this? ";
"I just can not feel the difference between the settings of massage chairs in Google! I do not feel the difference between the regimes: "Tide of strength", "Relaxation", "Regeneration", disorder! ";
"Me at work in Google, does not leave a sense of uncertainty! I, for example, when I get up from the desktop and go to dinner, I always face a choice: which kitchen should I go to for dinner, since they are both equally spaced from me. "

So how do you work in Google? How do you complain to Google employees?

In addition, I recommend to look,

office of Google in Russia and interesting interviews of employees.

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I want to Everyone wish that everyone had the same complaints, the same dissatisfaction and the same claims to the company in which you work.