Many people( and, I admit to you, I'm one of them) like fantasy. Popular heroes of fantasy are vampires.
But one thing to watch fantastic movies, and quite another - to dream of becoming a hero of one of them.
It turns out that so many people think how to become a vampire in real life .Yes, you did not misinterpret, there are people who sincerely believe that Google will tell them how to become an all-powerful bloodsucker.
Well, since there is a question, let's try to look for an answer to it.
Vampires and the real life of
The skeptics to the question "Can I become a vampire in real life?" Certainly will answer unequivocally: "Of course not."
But the romance with them, of course, do not agree: "Well, how? And Buffy? And Edward's immortal love with Bella? A confrontation between vampires and werewolves in the "Other World"?And the exciting triangle of Stefan - Elena - Damon? Such wonderful stories can not remain only fiction! ".
Alas, they can! While no one has proved the opposite, we can safely say that there are no vampires in real life.
Vampires, unicorns, mermaids, werewolves, wizards and even - Voldemort, most likely exist only in books and movies.
Why?
Yes, because if they existed, it would long ago have passed from the category of legends to the category of proven facts.
In order not to upset you at all, I leave a ray of hope: if there are so many legends about vampires, if they are remembered in almost every culture, that is, there is a crouchy-like hope that these creatures still exist and you will be able to becomeone of them.
| № | Region | vampire View |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ancient Greece | Lamia and Empuza |
| 2 | Ancient Rome | Strix |
| 3 | Japan | Nosferatu and Kappa |
| 4 | Philippines | Asvang |
| 5 | Malaysia | Langsuyar and Pontianak |
| 6 | Australia | yara-mo-yaha-hu |
| 7 | India | Veta |
| 8 | Armenia | Dahanavar |
| 9 | Russia, Ukraine, Belarus | Ghoul |
| 10 | Africa | Obayfo |
| 11 | China | Chiangshi |
| 12 | Arab countries | Gul |
| 13 | Central America | Tlahuelpucci |
How to become a vampire in the reFlax life in 12 years and what is someone to do?
As a fan of fantasy, I perfectly understand why some babies want to become a vampire.
They see themselves in the image of the beautiful and fearless Celine, or the fragile and charming Bella that fell in love with Edward's nurse, or in the role of Edward himself, breaking stereotypes, or in the image of the right dreamer Stefan, or daring, but such a sexy Damon, or. ..
Oh, yes little whether writers and filmmakers have created fascinating book and screen types of vampires, in the role of which are Hollywood beauties and beauties.
Well, how can you not want to become Nina Dobrev, Kate Beckinsale, Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson, Ian Somerhalder or some other star?
People dream that having turned into a vampire in real life, they will find:
- unearthly beauty;
- super power;
- eternal life;
- untold wealth;
- supernatural abilities;
- invulnerability;
- ability to rule the world, etc.
Well, what can I say to this?
Most legends say that vampires are creepy pale-skinned fanged monsters and have nothing to do with Apollo and Venus.
And judging by the watched movies and books read, it's not so easy for vampires life.
They constantly have to fight with other bloodsuckers, fight for territory and power, cope with the thirst for blood, hide from people, etc.
And what problems with the love of vampires - so these people in real life in the day with fire you will not find.
How to become a vampire in real life without dying: 5 good reasons not to do it
If I did not convince you and you still want to become a vampire, then maybe these reasons seem to you powerful enough to change your dream for some morefeasible.
5 reasons for not trying to be a vampire in real life:
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Vampires are afraid of sunlight.
"Twilight" - one of the few films where vampires in the sun just begin to shine aki diamonds. Most legends say that sunlight is deadly to them, that's why they lead a nocturnal life.
Remember, how in the last part of the "Other World" werewolves easily dealt with the vampire clan, only piercing the windows of the castle, where they were hiding from the sunlight?
Just imagine: no beaches, beautiful tanned skin, tender sun, joys of good weather. Eternal night wandering.
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Ghouls can not have offspring.
Oh, how I remember the suffering of Dracula and his three wives about the fact that they give birth to dead offspring, and tears in their eyes are drawn. How many small bloodsuckers could not see this world?
And the sadness of the beautiful Rosalie from "Twilight" about the fact that they will forever remain together with Emmett, without cute vampirchki children?
Well, how, seeing all this, you can want to become a vampire in real life and deprive yourself of happiness in motherhood or paternity?
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Ghouls should drink only blood.
What do you like most from food? Cakes, meat, fish, fruktiki, candy? Mmm-m-m-m, yummy!
And now imagine that none of this you can not. Only blood, smelly, tasteless blood.
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Vampires should hide from everyone.
With all the imaginary power of vampires, they must first of all hide from people. What film, what book do not take, everywhere they are illegal immigrants who are forced to hide from the police.
True kings of life are people.
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A dead dead man can also be killed.
Yes, according to legend, a vampire is immortal, but you can kill it by cutting off your head, putting a stake into your heart or throwing it into the fire.
And if we take into account the level of modern human weapons, then vampires have no chance against us.
Well, of course, the most obvious reason not to try to become a ghoul in real life is that vampires are probably not there than they are, so finding an assistant that will allow you to contact will be simply impossible.
3 ways to become a vampire in real life
Well, if I still could not convince you of the feasibility of an invention in real life, and you still dream of becoming a vampire, I suggest three ways.
These methods, if you believe in legends, modern movies and Google - are extremely effective, but, alas, hardly any living person can hardly realize them.
1) You can become a vampire after a vampire bite, without dying at the same time
The algorithm of this method is to become a vampire up to 12 years old:
- We take one ghoul.
- We ask you to bite him and even kindly suggest we drink some blood.
- Please do not drink all the blood, because without it you can only become a dead person.
- Waiting( no longer than three days), burning with hellish pain, until the poison acts.
- You are also a vampire, and you can thank your new friend for the service you provided.
As you understand, the main difficulty is finding a vampire. Here I will not help you, because I have no acquaintances ghouls.
Devourers of energy are, brainworms, too, enough, but the living dead who would eat blood, lack.
I'm not sure that you will be luckier in this business, all the same decent ghouls on the road are not lying and their ads on the dating site is not posted.
2) You can become a vampire after you exchange blood with it, only - not in real life.
Another unlikely way with which you can become a vampire is to exchange blood with him( in some cases, drink his blood).However, if you want to turn into a ghoul without dying, then you will not like it.
If you love Vampire Diaries the way I do, then you know that most of the characters became vampires after they died, but before they drank vampire blood.
Again, the problem is where to take a kind-hearted sweet vampire who agrees to put in a glass of his blood so you can drink it, die, and then, after returning to this world, you will have eternal life.
If you find one, I very much ask you, introduce us. Especially if it's Damon Salvatore's own persona. Well, if the skinny pale-skinned Edward Cullen, then leave this treasure to yourself.
I really want to warn ardent young men and gullible girls who dream of becoming a vampire before the age of 12: do not be divorced.
If you care about your stupid dream to the right and to the left, then there may be jokers who decide to "help" you.
When I wrote this article, I found a story. Two guys decided to play a young prelestress for 12 years. Somehow convinced her that they were ghouls, gave to drink their "own" blood( it was later turned out that they bought the blood of the pig on the market) and said: "Dying, you will come to life. And we will wait for you. "
Well at least in time to admit that they were joking, and then this durinda has already figured out from which roof a cigarette to find eternal life. Do not repeat such a stupid mistake.
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3) Become a vampire because of the curse can even be in 12 years
The third way - to turn into a vampire through a curse - could be implemented, but I strongly do not advise it, because:
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Curse on wandering between the world of the living andOnly a very powerful witch is able to kill the dead.
Are you sure that you will find just such a witch, not a charlatan from the newspaper: "I'll take away the spoiling, the evil eye, the crown of celibacy, I will cure alcoholism"?
Only throw money away!
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No one knows exactly what ritual is needed.
No, maybe, of course, which witch and owns the ancient knowledge, that's just where you will look for it?
A good option is to advertise: "I'm looking for a hereditary witch who will help me become a ghoul in real life without dying at the same time."
Do not be surprised only if your ad will be called by either merry men, or crazy, or charlatans, or psychiatrists.
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This is very dangerous.
With curses and games with the other world, jokes are generally bad. Even if you find a strong witch, you will not know exactly which curse she is sending you.
And what if this is a deadly curse and it will work? Do you want to die in the prime of life because of a stupid dream?
If you really are looking for a way, how to become a vampire in real life , I advise you to take a break from fantastic books and movies. Look out the window, smile the sun, understand how beautiful life is and stop feeling nonsense.
Leave that unhappy Edward to his tedious Bella and pay attention to the cute neighbor on the desk. ..