Congratulations on the birthday of the man funny and beautiful

You're a real man,
Not an Uzbek or a Tajik.
Smart, strong, winding!
Birthday will be yours,
We will celebrate it together!
On the table, all that is needed -
And appetizer, and wine, -
So we have!
Congratulations,
And come on, pour!

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Three apartments and three villas,
Mercedes in your bargain,
And a wife that does not scold,
Though I do not believe, but I wish!

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Birthday, congratulations on your birthday,
And I wish you many sunny days!
Enjoy fantastic luck,
Be free from contrived fetters! Let the health never leave,
And wealth occupies your home!
From the problems of everyday heaven protects,
And love sparkles in the heart of a spark!

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Let there be football and cinema without advertising,
And borscht so that the wife was always like her mother.
So that the fish were rich in space. ..
Let your man's dream come true!

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I wish the profits of the immodest
In the Swiss bank the account is huge
In the city the big dacha
Health strong in the bargain

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The big victories in affairs of amorous
Canary and Beregov Azure
Successes in the life of every possible
And most importantly, friends are reliable!

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You're a man at least where,
Do not you ever sad!
All the girls scream already,
And their knees are shaking,
If you're walking alongside,
Before that, you're a good brother!
Happy Birthday, Brother!
Wait a little more,
Now the girls will approach
And you will be congratulated!

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Always in your pocket to ring,
To make the girls scammed skillfully,
Machine not to break,
Wife often smiled,
So that my mother-in-law did not go to visit,
But I still gave the money -
We wish you from the heart!
Your birthday, after all, dance!

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What you want,
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on the old sofa,
And in the luxurious rooms,
On the Caribbean islands,
On the table is wine,
Plastic cards are full,
And on each - a million!
And that it was not a dream!

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We wish:
So that in the shower the fire does not quench -
It means it will be time!
From love to the head
Spinning - it's two!
Fortunately for the door of the opening -
It will be exactly three!
The most lucky in the world -
This already four!
Happy Birthday to congratulate
You will be five today!

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Congratulations on your birthday!
Congratulations!
We wish you,
Everything fulfilled your dreams:
To live in a big apartment,
To have a TV set in the outhouse,
And through all the channels went
Exceptional football!
Well, hockey so sometimes,
The rest is nonsense!

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Beautiful occasion - Birthday,
To take a good walk!
No need for cakes and jams,
We run the beer to buy!
You're a man, after all! Why is there restraint?
There is no better beer on the birthday!
We wish that from the brewery
You had a privilege in life,
And beer to flow like a river,
Our birthday is expensive!

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Rest is always to be in the shower,
And the virgin, in complete negligee
You hookah to serve,
And vodka in the glass splashed!
So that I can five times a day for
Its you to satisfy!
So that's all in your birthday
It was executed in surprise!

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To live as if in a fairy tale
Shah Persian, dear!
To give the Virgin caress,
And the heart was peace!
So that you meet the princess
And lived with her for many years,
And so that you had children,
And so that you do not know the ills!

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We wish on the Birthday
Fucking luck!
To raise the salary
And you have always lived richly,
So that gasoline does not go up,
So that the traffic cop is not "clamped".
In order to stop in traffic jams,
And so. .. always stood! Let there be beer and fishing!
Garage, hunting and football!
Scrap metal at home dump
And with her immortal rock and roll!
Let it be with angelic patience
Your wife will be carried.
Well, in fact, at least on the birthday,
Will suffer a little bit. ..

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On your birthday
Do not regret your mood!
And happy to be stupid!
Let it be amusing
One adventure,
Brilliant your life's journey!

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I wish that OGO-GO!
And never OXO-HO!
A little bit AH!Well, you can UH!
To breathtakingly.
Of course, that was WOW! !
And to FU very little.
So that sometimes THIS IS YES!
"THIS IS YES!" - not nonsense,
"CAN NOT BE!" - this is real,
"YES WELL IT!" - let it be virtual.
OGO!- to more often surprised,
"WELL ALL THE COPPER!" - was not enough.
And for the desire of EGE-GAY!
And to come true, come on, pour! I want you to live
.
And that was your purse,
Nabil by money tight!
I wish beer oceans,
And in them are the lures and shrimp
You would have become the best captain,
Did not get out of the voyage!

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So that you live nicely
I wish a lot of beer!
In mugs, in cans and in bottles!
A box of beer in the freezer!
And so you managed with it,
We are already running to you!

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I wish you a lot more rest,
On the sea to swim and sunbathe.
To celebrate this holiday dashingly,
To wake up with a sick head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night before dawn!
Fairy days and happy nights,
Good friends to you and friends!

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I want to wish that everything was fine
In the wallet an excellent amount of cash
Excellent colleagues on excellent work
On "five" to relax from work on Saturday

Various questions, excellent solutions
With relatives of excellent relationships,
Health of excellent, and in the life of a personal
Let everything be just fine!

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Basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun on your birthday,
Health backpack - on fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a bunch of bucks - when you meet!

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Where to take one's well-being?
It does not happen that way - it's a fact.
But let more "be better"
And it will be less "somehow".
We wish you a birthday
Smile, joyous hassle,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!

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Be as you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!

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Let the money, having got into the birds' flocks,
fly to you like a hurricane. ...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with insolence in your pocket! !!

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Do not drink water if you can drink wine!
Do not drink wine if you can drink a good wine!
Do not drink good wine, if you can drink a very good wine!
And most importantly, do not forget to drink for,
so that you always have money for what is better!

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I wish that you were always
Slightly from happiness drunk
And that was your wallet
Looks like a suitcase!

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Let the ladies look, after always sighing. ..
People have a good sign -
A man every year, like cognac,
It's getting stronger. He is a mastak

To drive anyone crazy.
So be it! Thank God,
For your wonderful life.
Let everything be as you wanted!

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We want you to use the periodic system of Mendeleev instead of adjectives to you, because you have: golden hands and heart, character - silicon, iron will, and you yourself are a Titan man!

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Today is your day and let someone just try to say that you are old! Immediately crack it with a crutch, only put on your glasses, so as not to miss! And you still have strength for oh-ho! Happy Birthday!

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Your birthday is here!
Salute in your honor, jubilation!
You're a super man! Hero!
Nature Respect, for diligence!

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I wish you
You fulfilled all your dreams:
In a five-star hotel
All-inclusive for three weeks

Beer, vodka and snack,
But the words in the menu - in Russian!
And around one goddess
In a very narrow bikini!

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Happy Birthday, congratulations!
Good in everything to you earthly,
Execution of desires
And coins of gold!

Let the fountains of the mood
And splash over the edge,
To every moment
Turned only to heaven!

You're a great, kind guy,
Live decades,
Let your eyes sparkle,
Emitting a bright light!

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Happy Birthday, congratulations!
To be lucky I wish,
To be cheerful and rich,
To live not only on salary,
And have another income,
And, of course, do not get old!

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What to wish for a real macho?
More money, a car and a dacha,
Women are beautiful and devoted a lot,
Life, as in a fairy tale with a successful road!

More luck, health, love,
Find your dream as soon as possible!
Much goodness, strength, happiness, luck,
We wish you everything on your birthday!

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Let even the most snowy peaks melt in front of your charm, any closed door can not stand before your pressure. Let your opportunities open up new horizons on the love front.

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Your birth is just a celebration of the century,
You always succeed in everything.
There is not a more perfect person next to us,
Which, for sure, will always succeed!

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Everything is possible on the Birthday-
Without any "no" and "no":
Crocodile by helicopter
With a kilo of Eskimo
Will arrive, congratulate, loudly
On the accordion will sing:
"Happy Bezdey, my good!"
And will hand a huge cake!

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Our desires are brief:
To be healthy, to live in prosperity.

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We wish happiness pure as crystal,
Good luck greyhound, like a Roman rebel,
Health strong as an old oak,
To be young like a milk tooth.

So that all good things come true,
To make a lot of money,
And instead of overlords and servants
There was always an old, faithful friend!

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Who has a birthday here?
Replace your ears!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit down and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab the luck of the tail.
Do not let her out of your hands -
Ask the car, give.
Fortune is a harmful girl,
Anyone can teach a lesson.
We wish that
powder is enough for You to tame Fortune.

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One in a year - birth - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget the whole life of rubbish,
Extortion of money vanities!
Stop it. Look up you,
Around - beautiful, as in a dream. ..
Winter and a smile smile,
Zasmeysya fall, spring!
Yes, hang on, relax you,
Drive the broom from the house sadness. ..
In the day this all your dreams
In reality, let it turn out!
And in this best in life hour,
In your lovers, do not forget you! !!

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This day and this year,
Every instant
Let him laugh and sing
A glorious birthday.
Let the friends not let down
And fate will not snicker,
And invisible grievous ways
In life there will be no.
We wish with all our heart:
Let it be all right!

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We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday soon!
Today, wait for gifts from relatives and friends!
Today, the brightest, happiest of all be,
And enjoy life, do not forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
Huge happiness - we are familiar with you!

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Happy birthday, we congratulate
And we wish you the list of blessings:
To get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outperformed Gates Bil,
Daddy coped in the Maldives!
Peris Hilton to fall in love
And fell at your feet!

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Let life be saturated
And it does not hurt in the morning the head.
I hope you will not forget this day,
Let your soul rejoice,
Let the body dance and joyfully flutter,
Let your heart shed your love in the heart.
I wish you happiness and a sea of ​​success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
In love, drown, but do not grieve.
Successfully marry, always have fun.

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Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
This day is now ready!
Cool, cool mood
Be sure to let it be!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly nasty
Deliciously delicious chocolate
I'll give you my favorite.
To sweeten the work of
Every day you were captivated,
And my concern
Never tired.
So that the jam was a lot,
To guests often were,
To sweet such an
Everyone was unrestrainedly loved.

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Today is your day, therefore we wish you not to hit your face today in the mud, salad, or anywhere else, and hold it dignified, so that everything will be remembered in the morning, and it was not a shame to remember.

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Let the life of a man become an indispensable
So that the king envied,
So that only good changes happen,
And that love played a big role in it.

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Happy birthday, the coolest,
The most intelligent and beautiful,
The strongest, strongest, kind,
Wealthy and fashionable!

The most joyful, cheerful,
And, of course, healthy!
For a long time,
In the world of happiness and love!

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I wish you to feel on this day yourself the hero of "The Hangover in Vegas", well, or in the last instance of the "American Pie"!The main thing is that the finish line should be bright, memorable and good! Happy Birthday!

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Let the sport be a form,
Do not touch you reform,
To be king
In a big house you are yours.
And today all the orders of
We will perform amicably at once.

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Accept the most colorful congratulations on the brightest birthday! I wish you to become a super - man: as a superman, to cope with hurray with all the difficulties;as Batman, I wish to be able to fly to the seventh heaven from bright happiness;as Spider-Men, to catch in their love networks the best girl! And I also want to not lose everything that you get!

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Happy birthday, cowboy, congratulations!
Be confident and strong always,
Let in business you are lucky all the time,
And bring only the joy of the year!

I sincerely wish you a lot of success,
Best regards to you,
. Anything you want, let it be done quickly,

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On your birthday forget how severe and serious you are. As in a child's holonomic childhood, run through puddles, waving a wooden sword. Smiled? So let the restlessness and delight of simple joys remain with you. Be happy!

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I Wish You That
The Soul Was Radiant
And Green Bills,
And Ferrari Silvery.

And I wish you
In this life, not to be conceited
And let me just once
Ferrari ride.

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Happy birthday I congratulate the perfect man!
And I want to remain constantly ambitious:
Have fun without consequences, charm to glow,
Let melodrama with you, as from the movie, happen!

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A beautiful clock shows time, and a beautiful girl makes you forget about time. I wish you such a girl that you do not remember the clock!

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We know, you are waiting for guests from the morning -
Birthday celebrate.
Congratulations, in the taxi
We are already flying, like the wind.

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