Congratulations happy birthday funny funny girlfriend

Let's fill the glasses,
And sing a song in your honor.
There are very few good friends,
My words are not flattery at all.
I would like to wish,
So that you are always young,
In business to always prosper,
For friends - to be always mischievous!
I wish you health, dear,
So that you can succeed everywhere,
Stay the same, crazy,
You never get tired!

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Well, the old lady! Happy Birthday! I know that you will still show everyone "where the crabs winter".Still "hang out" with you more than once! You are certainly not one of those who are frightened of new years. We are not only in the ranks, but still "give odds to many."I wish you the same optimism and sense of humor that you have all around you. I want you to always go to your goals and reach them. Let the laggards run and catch up with you, because the stop is not "your horse".Keep it up!!!

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I wish you a birthday
Elite clothes and cars,
Always pleasant excitement,
And there is no rebound from men,

To manicure - always in order,

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And appearance - pure ideal,
In love, that was only sweet,
So that you all stood!

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Dear, sweet girlfriend!
I wish you I want,
To make life like a soft toy,
And many problems were on the shoulder.

Yes, the problems, most importantly, health,
So that all diseases are bypassed.
Good luck, happiness, and instead of afterword:
I'm happy to be friends with you! !!

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Girlfriend, I wish everything was cool,
So that the guys fall in love with you every hour!
I wish you fashion outfits,
Beauties are the first to try on the crown!
Cheer up, hang out, burn for hits,
And make your dreams come true as soon as possible!

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Let there be luck, let there be luck
Let there always be a good mood
Let there be parties, let there be parties
Let there be from the fashion magazines new things
Let there be resorts, let there be hotels
Let it be five days a week
Let the weather be beautiful everywhere
And as friends always let next will be!

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Baby, lovely, congratulations,
Diamonds and class-S car,
On your birthday I wish,
To make all dreams come true in the EU,
Bakal for it. .. raise!
To drive, Cayenne-S,
On the road, In Monaco, I note,
With the dog cute pikines
Light the roads, I beg you!
And always be in everything you S!
You are my friend, I adore!

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I wish the boss to smile at the meeting
I wish the best plans for the evening
I wish the resorts, chic hotels
Cafes, restaurants, cocktails
Dresses steep in price and style
I want to try on the "Miss World" crown!

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Dear, best friend,
You are a ray of sun in a thunderstorm forest.
You are in the family - an exemplary wife,
And beautiful - everything to your face!
At work you are always successful,
At home - you are the hostess for all "five"!
Although, like all of us, nebezgreshna,
But, not me you own, to blame.
Be well, merry, beautiful,
Have fun and laugh heartily.
Be happy for us, happy,
And strive for new heights!

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Today is your birthday,
How many congratulations and flowers!
My dear friend,
We wish you all the best, then
We'll bring up a glass of intoxicating wine,
And we'll drink to the lucky one,
. So that you would never be alone,
. So that someone would call your beloved.
We wish you happiness, beauty, love,
So that people are kind around,
Health, and let the sunny days
Smile touch your lips.

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My friend! Congratulations on dnyuhoy! Let's "get busy" today and meet the new year of your life. And he promises to be simply irresistible and unforgettable. I wish: bright events, a sea of ​​joy and a huge ocean of love! Be!

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Happy birthday, friend!
Let it be yours:
And the penthouse, and the maid,
The yacht is personal!

In the center - a personal apartment,
Get dressed in boutiques,
And get mad just with fat,
And you live like in dreams!

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Flowers bloom for you,
Birds on the branches sang.
This day you were born,
And you wanted to congratulate you
The best friends
And friends, all your relatives.
We love you, your family,
Desirable helmet,
So that you were always healthy,
And there was plenty in the house,
The star will not die out,
And you will be saved by God.

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The best day of the year is:
A man has become more mature!
I congratulate you with it
And, of course, I wish:
Million impressions,
The most vivid entertainment,
To worship the horde of
I attacked sometimes! Let the trouble take away your legs
With your life path!
In the house there will be only laughter
And the transcendental success!

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To hang, anneal, have fun
In a beautiful prince rather fall in love
Well, by the way, apartment, car
Hiking with friends in the shops
Huge bouquets, posh presents
Lunch to where it's nice and hot
to myself and otherslift up the mood
That's what I wish for you on the birthday!

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My dear friend, meet,
And pour vodka to me, not tea.
Only you understand me, you can console,
And only you will help me with advice.
With you and it's easier for me, and more fun,
You do not regret a tender word.
Let the wind in the sails, let not the storm,
In the sea of ​​life live without resentment!

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Honey, pour something stronger! I want to drink for your 18 years! Yes, yes, I was not mistaken. It's just such an age in your soul. And let him always stay with you. I wish you health and good luck in everything! Do not forget that we are often shown to travel and look at everything beautiful. And since we are beauties, let's look at each other and be happy. Happy Birthday!

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Be the most fun and the happiest,
Nice and gentle, and most beautiful,
Be the most attentive, most beloved,
Simple, charming, unique,

And kind, and strict, and weak, and strong,
Let the troubles leave the road in powerlessness.
Let it come true that you want yourself.
Love to you, faith, hope, goodness!

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Dear friend! On the day of your name-day, let me wish you all black! Namely: the black sea, black caviar, black "Mercedes" and a black tanned man who will fall in love with you at first sight. You will get married with him and live the brightest and most beautiful life. Happy Birthday! Be happy!

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Well, girlfriend, happy birthday,
Let there be only luck in life!
Love is a huge balloon,
Spouse is reliable, faithful, modest.

Mink coat, a million in addition,
Limousine with a chauffeur, in the Canaries dacha.
Dreams cherished so that they always come true,
And my friends are faithful so that they will not forget!

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I wish you the birthday of yours,
To be surrounded by joyful faces,
To have fun and peace,
The husband was king, lover - prince!

And the money, well, quite a bit -
To the jeep and the apartment in the center,
To just become more breasts,
Love sips, well, happiness - a centner!

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Catch always male views,
And only the prince choose!
And money - we do not need much -
To make life like paradise!

Let the hair will be stylish,
And stranger figure of cellulite,
Life is personal - loving,
Love gives us health!

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Let the Bentley drive up to the house,
The beautiful prince comes to you,
And takes the
to the Maldives, and let the fur coat stand in his hands.

To dream, believe me, it's not harmful,
It's useful even sometimes,
I wish you a birthday of faith,
That everything is coming true.
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What to wish to you, girl-friend?
After all, you and so everything is fine.
Well, let the penthouse be, not a kopeck piece,
Beautiful lover yet!🙂

So that money was more in the bank,
Yes there, just a billion!
To rest on the Canary Islands, Casablanca,
In short, life was like marmalade!

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What girlfriend would you like?
Birthday - celebrate,
Girlfriends - do not forget!
Joy - to be!
The sorrows - forget!
Salary - Grow,
Love - Blossom!
Dreams - come true,
And most - do not relax!
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Girlfriend, the house will be fine,
In family affairs - quiet and smooth,
In work - a fabulous success,
You always be the most beautiful of all.

And on my birthday I wish for
I want you not to lose heart,
A dream comes true,
And happiness flows over the edge!
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Let, girlfriend, finally,
I want to be born on the birthday:
And fox fur coats, and rings -
Gifts get a lot!

Villas and resorts, everything that you
Have wanted and dreamed!
So that without beauty salons
Always fought on the spot!
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Hello, friend is the best!
With DR I want to congratulate and
To say that everything will turn out,
And all dreams come true!

You will meet a fine guy,
What will be on your hands to wear,
And the nights will be very passionate,
Each other's happiness will be given!

In short, you will have everything cool,
Not life, and a fairy tale is just heaven!
But I'll ask you, except for jokes,
Girlfriend only do not you forget!
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Do it, dear friend,
For me it's a service!
Fill up your glass,
Do not revive the beluga!

Birthday or Like -
Do you have today?
For you, our ideal!
For your health!
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Today my girlfriend
On the table salads, buns,
Juice, jam, a big cake.
She invites everyone to visit.

What a feast? For the fun?
So [NAME] has a birthday!
Congratulations, hug,
I wish her happy!
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Press DELETE,
In the cart 1 more year
In the selected folder - successes,
The river of valuable moments,
Which, you pass ford.
Blow the same candles! The
will begin. The restart is about to begin.
Now no ctrl-Z and Backspace'ov,
Only to meet the dawn FORWARD!
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I'll congratulate my friends on rights
Happy Birthday, dear.
Let the rings on the gentle hands of
Gold, sparkling with stones.

To make you so adorable,
As models from fashionable advertising.
To the Prince sent fate
On the big, snow-white Ferrari!
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Dear, Happy Birthday,
Be always the same bright,
To the man's admiration
Convert to gifts!

Let the diamonds reinforce
All the words and compliments,
In your life let the
shine Only the best moments!

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My dear girlfriend!
On your birthday
You are like in a fairy tale that frog
You will meet your prince!

And you will not meet - it does not matter!
There is a recipe short:
Even a freak will become a prince,
If you drink vodka!

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Happy holiday, girlfriend!
I can not help but write.
Smile, you're just a darling!
What can I wish you?

Enjoy, be beautiful,
What do you want, all have,
Drink a lot of beer today,
That was more fun!

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Birthday girlfriend
Wish I want love,
After all, love will save you from the blizzard,
And comfort of offense.

Happy birthday girlfriend!
Happily and for a long time to live,
After all, you, my friend
It's impossible not to love! !!
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How many years have we been friends?
I can not even count!
You're your favorite girlfriend,
There's nothing more to say!

For you I, darling,
Even the guy cede.
Happy birthday, dear,
I love you very much!
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Pour! Already I'm going to congratulate you
.
You're a girlfriend with a beard! !
What's there to cunning!

Oh, dear friend!
I know, I'm always happy,
And when spring is on the heart,
And when trouble comes.
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My dear girlfriend,
I congratulate you today!
Same cool thing stay
And never change!

And prince on a white limousine,
Seeing how good you are,
Suddenly you will be taken away with yourself. ..
And there the wedding is close!
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Today is your birthday,
But you should not be discouraged.
On friendly my opinion male
You are absolutely incomparable!

Let the envy of the white gnaw at
All the girls, with you acquaintances.
Love let life present
And trinkets are many new!
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Girlfriend, listen. ..
In my opinion, today is a special day!
You are incredibly beautiful
In the kiss necklace

And the veil of male loss,
In these tracks from the cake
And confetti in the hair,
In uncomfortable questions:

"Madam, how old are you?"
Now there are no problems!
You have matured for a year,
And she wisely as if for 10 years!
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Take on your birthday,
You wish a friend!
I want a shock,
You're amazing cool!

To head circled,
Same be beautiful!
I wish life sweet
And a generous beloved!
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Happy Birthday, Princess!
You're almost my sister!
Sorry, could not come,
eSeMeS - ka for you!

You are following me for these lines,
Do not swear, do not blame me,
You're my angel - it's the thing,
Lighting my way!
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My dear friend,
You're like a little sister to me!
And happy birthday I congratulate
On this beautiful day, you!

Always the same stay
And do not forget about me,
Happy to try yourself
And never be dejected!

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What to wish a friend on the day of birth?
Health, happiness, joy, luck!
Love mutual sea, no doubt,
You smile more often and do not cry.

Let our female friendship from now on
lead you like a prophetic star!
Let it never cool down,
And it only heats for many years!

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Are you still a friend, are you asleep?
Why do not we call?
This is how to understand?
It's time to cover the glade!

You have today Dnyuha,
Happy Birthday, friend!
Quick smile,
To make your dreams come true!

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Let me wish and with a smile, and with a joke: Always stay attentive, sensitive.
Let labor be a pleasant burden for you.
I wish you good health and a good life!

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Everyone says that there is no female friendship,
That only squabbles and rivalry in it,
But I know that these people are grafting,
After all, you, my friend, are dear to me!

I congratulate you on Happy Birthday,
Let the money be - the chickens do not peck,
You should be respected at work,
And the muzhiks do not give a pass!

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Hey, friend dear!
Happy Birthday I congratulate
And I want to wish:
Often on vacation to visit,

So that my son does not grieve,
So that my husband does not disappoint,
That my mother-in-law does not pester,
And my mother used to visit more often!

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Hey, friend, be ready!
Right now the crowd will come to you
And congratulations on your birthday
From the heart of all of you!

Buden ringing of glasses is audible,
Laughter, fun until the morning. ..
Even cats all under the roof
We'll wake from sleep!

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Starfall, Starfall!
In the evening I'll go out into the garden
And flower Narva girlfriend,
I whisper in her ear:

Happy Birthday, my friend!
Let the flowers bloom around,
Be beautiful, young,
Very happy always!

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A friend of joy I wish,
What does a woman want?
Men of the most dignified meeting,
Be able to tie them to yourself!

Let your love swear,
And your legs will be kissed,
To wish for a smile
You were ready to give your life!

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Girlfriend, life is sometimes cruel -
No love: peasants are goats.
There is no money: then the bosses are miserable.
Colleagues: just fools. ..

So let it always be cool,
Any man - well, straight prince,
The bosses are just a gold
And life takes off already above the birds!

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To my friend dear
I wish on the day of her birth
Always beautiful to be such,
And to be in a fine mood!

So that in your personal life you have
Everything was super and seething,
And so, my girlfriend,
Everything you want, you have achieved!

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Be beautiful, like Madonna,
And smart as Jackie Chan,
To drive in the cinema Chuck Noris
And Schwarzenegger defended!

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I want a friend on the day of birth,
To the happiness of the infinite came,
I congratulate you on my birthday,
. You are happy, all enemies are lucky.

And if it's sad - on the chic villa
And the ocean is sad its marshes,
And better - in a luxury car,
From all sorrows to the joys of running!

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There is a reason for fun today -
You, friend, Birthday!
I want to dance and dance,
After all, today we'll drink!

You, friend, do not be shy,
Hurry up,
Well, we wish amicably
Love and happiness, how much you need!

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Those who did not make friends,
I must take everyone to the museum!
It's good that you have
There are favorite friends!

You invite us to yourselves,
Richer than a treat,
Well, we without delay
Loudly say: "Happy Birthday!"

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You are my sweetheart! Again, the day your birthday is knocking on the door! Feel free to admit it, because women do not have birth years, but only days. I wish you a positive mood, success in your affairs( especially amorous ones) and a cart with a small gift trolley. I sincerely congratulate you!

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Dear, happy birthday! Remember the parable, as in the garden grew two roses - white and red. The bee pollinated to them, white allowed to sit on themselves, and the red one did not. The time of flowering began - the red rose blossomed, filled with nectar and broke. White rose - tselenhonka - blossomed and fragrant. So, girlfriend, like a bee will fly, do not break, agree!

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